Game of Thrones is an American fantasy drama that took the world by storm when it aired in 2011. Although the screenplay is written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, the television show is based upon a series of books, ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’, by George R.R. Martin. The books date back to the 90’s with the first book (A Game of Thrones) being published in 1996, so I think it’s safe to say that a lot of the shows fans have been waiting to, and I quote, “…see the dragons f*ck sh*t up.” And while those fans were mostly satisfied after this last season, the anticipation for the eighth and final season in 2019 is almost too much to bear. In the midst of our post season grief, we decided to round up all the greatest gifts you can get for your geeky associate who loves Game of Thrones. (Or for yourself, cause, ya know…. dragons..)
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How awesome are these!? Comes with one pair of each house, adorned with the house sayings and sigils. GET IT HERE!
We literally laughed out loud when we found this gem. Houses Targaryen and Stark have been thru the ringer in Seasons One thru Seven, but it seems Season Eight may have a different tune! GET IT HERE!
Everyone knows the brand The North Face, and soon everyone will know that The North Remembers. Notice the little spatter of blood upon the logo. GET IT HERE!
This would make an awesome couples gift! She could be the Mother of Dragons, he could be the King in the North, and I guess that leaves you being Tormund. That’s not such a bad gig, tho. He’s pretty badass, and has exceptional taste in women. #ionlyfuckswithbadbitches GET IT HERE!
House Starkgaryen for the win! We all want Jon to marry Dany, before or after he finds out who he really is, we don’t even care about the incest. But please let this merging of house sigils be a real thing! GET IT HERE!
Valar Morghulis means, “All men must die” in High Valyrian. Within the show, the phrase if often met with a “Valar Doeheris,” meaning “All men must serve.” But of course, we all know what we say to the God of Death. (Not today.) GET IT HERE!
Hodor, hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodorish hodor hodor. HODOR! GET IT HERE!
For all you guys out there that are tired of fighting off the ladies, just slip on this tee and they’ll be sure to give you the space you’re wanting. Or is it the other way around? Being in the night’s watch comes with a bit of prestige as a ‘bad boy.’ And chicks like that. GET IT HERE!
A mother of dragons has a certain style that she must keep tabs on. This sweatshirt is perfect for those mothers, as the neck has been cut out as tho her dragons were literally hanging out on her shoulders for a bit and ripped the fabric. Wear it as a shoulder bearing top, or let it slip off one shoulder whilst keeping the other warm and under wraps! GET IT HERE!
There are a lot of familial houses in Westeros, but there are four that are more twisted up in the story line than any of the others. House Targaryen just made it to Westeros, but they’re about to really reck shit. House Stark has been a respected house for years, but with the rise and fall of Ned Stark and his son, Robb, the North lost some respect for the dire wolves. But they’ve teamed up with House Targaryen and are also about to reck shit. House Lannister is a big deal because Cersei is on the Iron Throne (eye roll), but also because Tyrion is serving Dany now, and Jaime seems to understand that Cersei has finally lost her damn mind. On the Baratheon front, there aren’t exactly a lot of them left in Westeros, but Gentry really is making a name for him self with his Baratheon War Hammer. GET IT HERE!
Funko POP! characters have a gained a lot of traction in recent years, so much so, in fact, that they’ve now resorted to printing pictures of their figures on tees now! We can dig the idea, especially when you get all these cute little cartoon faces of our favorite fierce Westeros warriors! GET IT HERE!
Santa: a chubby guy with white hair who sacrifices one night a year flying around the world delivering gifts.
Hodor: a chubby guy with white hair who sacrifices his WHOLE LIFE and ABILITY TO SPEAK for the Stark family.
Appropriate. GET IT HERE!
Although the television series took on the name of the first book in the series, A Game of Thrones, the entire book series is called ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’. And how appropriate since we all saw the fire and the ice smash in one big incestual clusterfuck scene in the last season. (Three cheers for hot incest!) GET IT HERE!
It seems everyone is an expert at drinking and knowing things these days, so we thought the crowd would appreciate a good tee to represent their blatant alcoholism. GET IT HERE!
The three BEST houses, that is. House Tyrell could be on this shirt, but Cersei exploded them all. Bitch. GET IT HERE!
If you’re scrolling this article, chances are you know someone who is both a Game of Thrones fair and a parent. This makes the perfect gift for that geek, as all geeks want their offspring to grow up awesome and geeky like they are! GET IT HERE!
We thought this tee was pretty neat. Not only does it display the house sigils of ALL the Westerosi houses, it also shows you where that House resides in Westeros. A pretty neat visual for those who get confused on the placement of the massive castles! GET IT HERE!
Winter is Coming… and you’ll probably need a scarf to bundle up with! This is the perfect scarf for all those winter haters who don’t like it when the air is painful to their faces. GET IT HERE!
For all those Arya fans out there! As a woman, I can really appreciate Arya’s bad-assery. In a world where it can literally affect her livelihood later in life, Arya chose to express herself in the only way she sees fit: by slicing and dicing with Needle. GET IT HERE!
Although this isn’t everyday wear, we chose to include this dress because A) Who doesn’t want to dress like Daenerys? and B) It’s not a highly sexualized version of the shows costume, it’s pretty on par. For all those ladies who like to *stand out*. GET IT HERE!
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