When Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon created Rick and Morty in 2013, the world changed forever. No longer were there quips about Family Guy or other Seth McFarlane related media; instead, cries of “Lub-A-Dubba-Lub-Dub!” rang far and wide. Citizens began to feel the existential dread that Rick and Morty brain-washed them to feel. After the initial outbreak, goodies and loot began to appear thoughout the land. We’ve gathered the best gifts for fans of Rick and Morty, and you’re here to scroll them. Let’s get started.

1. Happy and Sad Mr. Meeseeks!

First on our list are these adorable Mr. Meeseeks plushies. One is happy that he can help you, the other is stressed the f*ck out that he can’t make your micro-peen larger. Both stand about 9 and a half inches when held erect, and are a cotton/poly blend. These two would be great for couples therapy sessions; “And how does that make you feel?”  *holds up the happy Mr. Meeseeks*GET IT HERE!

2. A T-Shirt with Rick’s Epic ‘Get Your Shit Together’ Quote

You need this shirt for when someone is really trying to bring you down. All you’d have to do is quote Morty, ask if they want you to be unhappy, and when they say no, just point to the shirt. Then go on a rant about what a terrible person they are for not having their shit together in the first place. Like, we’re all adults here, right? The shirt is available in black and heather gray, 100% cotton. Doesn’t get much better than that.GET IT HERE!

3. Rick’s Szechuan Dipping Sauce T-Shirt

Another great shirt that you need in your life. Recently a new episode was released in which Rick was being held hostage in his own memories by some giant bug aliens. He misleads them on an adventure to go to McDonalds to get some szechuan sauce, stating that since they’ve discontinued the sauce the only way he can get it is in his memories. What a genius, that Rick. Anyways, since the episode dropped people have been going crazy for szechuan sauce. Will McDonalds bring it back? If you show support and wear a Rick and Morty szechuan sauce tshirt, we’re willing to bet they will.GET IT HERE!

4. A Glass ‘Peace Among Worlds’ Coffee Cup

The next best loot on our list is this coffee mug. Rick is ever the supporter of peace amongst worlds, right? WRONG. Rick doesn’t give a fuck. You shouldn’t either, cause there will never be peace amongst worlds. Express your IDGAF attitude by walking into work with this amazing mug. It’s made from blue glass, is screen printed on both sides, and holds 11 oz of coffee for you. Way better than a generic mug with your freakin initials on it.GET IT HERE!

5. A Heat-Changing ‘Get Schwifty’ Coffee Mug

Even better than the Peace Amongst Worlds mug, is this Get Schwifty color changing mug. Imagine walking into work with this bad boy; you come in with a plain old black coffee mug, pour yourself a nice cuppa and then BAM. Everyone knows you like to get schwifty. Made of white ceramic with a scratch proof black coating for endurance! Also holds the standard 11 oz of coffee.GET IT HERE!

6. A Full Color Rick Portrait Wall Sticker

Here we have an awesome wall cling featuring Rick. It sticks to most flat surfaces and is easily removable without any nasty residue left behind. It looks a bit existential, which is only fitting for any fan of Rick and Morty. The image provided sees Rick looking disgruntled, face palming, drooling, and also with his handy dandy… booze flask.GET IT HERE!

7. Rick and Morty Monopoly!

Most families are split up because of long lasting Monopoly games. Now, you can keep your family together by having this Rick and Morty Monopoly game on hand. You can all bond over the amazing references to the show within the game, which will keep the rage toned down to a bare minimum. The player pieces feature a Council of Ricks Badge, a Mr. Meeseeks box, a Portal Gun, a Plumbus, Rick’s Car, and Snuffles’ Helmet. The houses and hotels are also replaced by Flooble Cranks and Gobble Boxes. How neat!GET IT HERE!

8. A Set of Five Rick and Morty Action Figures

Funko just released these amazing action figures, each stands 5 inches tall and all are fully posable. Characters included are Rick, Morty, Mr. Poopybutthole, Mr. Meeseeks, and Birdperson. They threw in Snowball as an added perk, but nobody really cares about him. They’re just trying to unload some product that they couldn’t sell previously, and why shouldn’t you benefit directly from that? You can use these guys as decorations, re create your favorite scenes, or use them to blackmail your co-workers into doing something you want them to.GET IT HERE!

9. Both Rick AND Morty POP! Figures

Who needs some Rick and Morty POP! characters? WE DO! We love these things, they’re funny, they’re cute, they come in our favorite characters, what’s not to love? The Rick character looks disgruntled as usual, with a bit of alcoholic drool hanging from his lips. Morty looks very upset, as he seems to be holding a pile of poop in each hand. He also has the weird little hangy down lips that the characters from the show sometimes have. #loveitGET IT HERE!

10. Rick and Morty: The Complete First Season

The biggest fans of Rick and Morty know every word, every episode, every season. The best way to know all of these things is to own both seasons, for science purposes. Includes all eleven episodes of the first season, and comes with a DVD/Blu-Ray Sleeve designed by Harmon and Roiland themselves. Cool stuff.
GET IT HERE!

11. Rick and Morty: The Complete Second Season

The second season of the show is also a necessity. You might want to pace yourself, tho. Memorize everything you can about the first season before you dive in to the second season. Otherwise, you could have some mental over load and become a raging alcoholic, always talking about szechuan sauce and aliens and time hopping. Sounds pretty bad from the outside, but it really can’t be so horrible. I mean, Rick Sanchez is the greatest scientist of all time and he embodies all of those qualities.GET IT HERE!

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