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1.The Walter White in a Hazmat Suit Figurine

This 6 inch tall figurine of Walt in his hazmat suit will get your geeky associate saying, “SQUUUEEEE!” before they even get him out of the box. He comes with a gas mask and a couple beakers, and gives one the strange urge to say, “I am the one who knocks.”

2.The Saul Goodman Posing like the Monopoly Guy Figurine

Another 6 inch tall figurine, featuring everyone’s favorite salty lawyer. Notice how he’s pointing and winking simultaneously like the snake we all know he is. But really, he turns out to be a good guy (good enough for his own spin off show, at least).

3. The Gus Fring with Half his Face Burned Off Figurine

The last 6 inch plastic doll we will show you, really. Remember that time the baddest mother fucker in a television series got half his face blowed off!? NOOO!? Well, we are positive that your geeky associate does, and they will love this figurine for capturing Gus’s, ehhh, blasted empirical business attitude…. see what we did there?

4.Plaster Heisenberg’s Face on your Friend’s Chest

Maybe your geeky associate isn’t really into collecting 6 inch plastic replications of their favorite characters. Maybe they like to wear their favorite characters on their bodies! Comes in a variety of sizes, but unfortunately does not come with the sexy tattooed torso modeling the shirt on Amazon. (We are sad about that, too. You’re not alone.)

5.Science, Bitch! What more is there to explain?

Not suitable for work, maybe. Depends on what your associate does for a living. In any case, this T-shirt is the perfect ode to ole Jesse Pinkman, long time science enthusiast. Available in many sizes, and styles. We even found one that’s a wife beater!

6. Los Pollos Hermanos T-Shirt

Los Pollos Hermanos, (The Chicken Brothers for all the ‘Merican’s out there.)the business covering Gus’s meth biz. What better way to quietly say, ‘Hey, I’m a Breaking Bad fan.’ This design comes in 12 colors, a variety of sizes, and also a hoodie.

7. An ‘I am the one who knocks.’ Poster

Some people like to collect their favorite characters and decorate their homes with them. One of the best quotes from the whole show + Walt looking very Heisenberg-ly at the camera + print it all out on shiny paper = The very gift your geeky associate may be pining after.

8. All the Best Characters On Silk

You never knew that printing a poster on white silk was a thing? We didn’t either! I bet your associate will be as surprised as we were when they see this amazing artwork. The poster features Walter, Jesse, Gustavo, and Mike (one of the best background characters, in our opinion.)

9.A Heisenberg Phone Case

Nowadays, everyone has a phone. Most people have a case on their phone to protect it! We are sure that your geeky associate will love fitting their phone into this super-gangsta lookin’ case!

10. Breaking Bad: The Complete Series on DVD

Last, but certainly not least, we suggest getting your geeky associate the complete boxed set of Breaking Bad on DVD. I mean, no fandom was created watching random reruns. Fandoms are created by binging the whole series for 4 days and not taking a shower.